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Not Feeling Well?

What’s a short trip to the doctor’s office? Go ahead. Go! Better safe, than sorry.

In Alphabetical Order

 ANTHRAX

AVIAN FLU

BELLS PALSY

BIRD FLU

BRAIN TUMOR

BRUCELLOSIS

BUBONIC PLAGUE

CHOLERA

CROHN’S DISEASE

DENGUE FEVER

DETACHED RETINA

DIABETES (IDIOPATHIC)

DIPTHERIA

EAR CANCER

EARLY ONSET ALZHEIMERS

EBOLA

ENCEPHALITIS

ENDOCARDITIS

FIBROMYALGIA

FLUID IN BRAIN

HEART FAILURE

HEMOPHILIA

HYPERTROPHIC CARDIOMYOPATHY

KILLER MOLD

LEGIONAIRE’S DISEASE

LUPUS

LYME DISEASE

MAD COW DISEASE

MALARIA

MENIERE’S DISEASE

MONONUCLEIOSIS

MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS (LATE ONSET)

MRSA

MYESTHELIOMA

POLIO

PROSTATE CANCER

RADON POSIONING

RICKETS

SARS

SCURVY

SHINGLES

SPINAL MENINGITIS

SWINE FLU

TESTICULAR CANCER

TETANAUS

TUBERCULOSIS

TYPHOID FEVER

WEST NILE VIRUS

WHIPLASH

WHOOPING COUGH

YELLOW FEVER

ZIKA VIRUS

 

Passion

Passion

passion-quoteIt’s about time I conquered my demons and finally decided to live my life the way I want to, not the way other people see me, or think I should be. Damnit! Life is too short to waste precious days, hours, minutes, seconds doing anything but what beats within my heart and soul. So deep it brings tears to my eyes. Yes, from now on, my life will be different. My life will be one of depth, of color, joy, and spirit that emanates from inside every cell of my existence. A life of who I am and was always meant to be. From this day on, I will pursue my passion, the reason I was put on this planet, the purpose of my existence. The reason I was put here to share the breath of life. I now see how easy it has always been. I need only open my eyes and see what is right there in front of me. To see my passion. To see, finally, with total recognition, awareness, and connectedness what I was meant to do. What I must do, now and forever more. I will announce to the world who I am with the confidence I lacked until now. My identity will bloom to all who know me. On a stage, in a classroom, an office, on a hilltop, or a street corner. With joy and undeterred commitment, I will live my passion by…uh…uh…where was I…oh, yeah…Fuck this bullshit.

 

 

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How to Choose a Spouse

This chart is kind of a joke, but it was inspired by a similar one I saw in an issue of Psychology Today on how to make decisions.  I’m wondering if there’s anything on this I should apologize for. Finances? Hm…maybe. Tough one. I’m thinking there’s not.

Its gender neutral too!