Let It Snow (Warning: Potential Offensive Language)

snowhamden“Oh the weather outside is frightful,

But the fire is so delightful,

And since we’ve no place to go,

Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

 

My Ass! Get that shit outta here!

Get that motherfucking white dirt black slag shit crap outta my face. Fuck this!!

 

It doesn’t show signs of stopping,

And I’ve bought some corn for popping,

The lights are turned way down low,

Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

 

No! Noooooo! I hate it! It sucks!! No!! DO NOT LET IT SNOW! I REPEAT.

DO NOT LET IT SNOW!! SHIT!!! AGAIN??! FUCK!!

 

The fire is slowly dying,

And, my dear, we’re still good-bying,

But as long as you love me so,

Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

 

Fuck that!! I been digging outta this frozen shit for weeks. My feet are cold. My hands are raw.  And my car’s covered in ice, AGAIN!

Hey snow. Eat me!!

And fuck you!         

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